my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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