I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
