you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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