are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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