Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night

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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(248): View more from Michigan

so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience

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(631): View more from New York

You only like me because I'm a challenge

(201): View more from New Jersey

You already blew me

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(248): View more from Michigan

dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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(315): View more from New York

i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.

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