What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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