My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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