Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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