i think i have herpe
just one?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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