nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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