At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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