we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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