So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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