Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
