wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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