8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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