38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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