So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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