You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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