3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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