She said her name was "party"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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