so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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