My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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