I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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