On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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