Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
home. puking in laundry basket.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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