So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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