So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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