I'm gonna have a badass scar
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
