what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i've created a new STD.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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