All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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