Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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