So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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