You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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