trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
