She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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