are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So much rum. So many feels.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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