this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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