i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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