I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
They have beer where we have blood.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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