I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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