Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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