he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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