Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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