Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My bed smells like the plague
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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