Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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