the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
