Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
