I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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