doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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